Happy New Year all. :-)

As some of my older readers may know, i am the person who is responsible for helping Santa get all the pressies ready and out in time for Christmas.
This year was a trial, we had a Elf go down with Elfluencia and after that they were all dropping like flies.
I was left to run the conveyor belt and the gift wrapping service all by me self!

Anyhow, because of my selflessness, all the gifts to the children of the world were delivered.

Talking of gifts, i gotted a rather nice Palace for me Christmas pressie, it was off Sheik-Yabelly, he wanted me to have a whole continent, but being the modest person i am....[yes i am Bexibabe.....! .. flippin cheek] i refused, saying "I know i am vury vury special to ya, Ya, but i couldn't possibly specially after the problems i had with the FBI over the Statue of liberty last year.......[how was i to know i wasn't allowed to move it!!!!......sheesh]..... Anyhow, the Palace is called *Buckingham shire Palace* i think? though as i was reading Cath Kidson, *Return of the Gingham apron* at the time and never heard exactly what he was saying... Men can be so boring sometimes cant they.

I hope you all had a wonderful Christmas and Pray that 2010 will be a blessed one for you.

Thirty years Married!

Thirty years Married!

Well this is how we looked all those years ago.

This is the old fella now... he is a bit of a brute isnt he!
I dont seem to have lost any of my looks though!

Aint i still gorgeous. :-)

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Giveaway.

I see your all into giveaways, and i ain't one for not jumping on the bandwagon.

But..... i ain't giving anyone anyfing........so move along nuffin to see here.....go on scat........ shoo.......begger orf.

OK, i have this ickle award to give some of you, its one i stole ages ago from someone, who is probably still looking for it, so don't tell anyone whom you got it from, cos if you do, i will end up going to prison! and you don't want that on your conscience now do ya, so keep shtum.

Right, those who are eligible for this award are.

Kitten from *Bikerpaws and chooks feet*.

Lastic from *Plastic Heart and hairy legs*.

Bloomin from *Who dares Trims*

Laj from *repainting my memoirs*

Beaches from *Balancing on a Glade of Brass*

Sharie from *View from our backyard*

Mitty from *So Hot Mitmot* [yes that's the pawn site].

There are so many blogs that bring me joy [and some that don't] but yours do........sometimes, well, most of the time, mostly........ Ha Ha.

Fleabay listings of Royal T.

I am now an official Fleabayer i dunded me first ebay sale last night and OK it was a spoof sale but i have at least got a feedbacky fingy.
It has never made sense to me before and i aint saying it makes sense now but i am gunna give it a go............. got nuffin to lose and could make a million by next Friday.

I have a date with me loft and the camera, i shall use all me skill as a fotograficur to make me stuff look the gnats dangly bits. Did yous know i was the *Official* Queens Fotografer, until i did a reverse shot of her coming out of the royal frone with a trail of loo roll that extended down from her Highness's knickers, i nearly lost me knighthood for that one..... sheesh, no-one said i couldn't take candid shots?
Phil said she was not amused, don't know about her, "You Tube" love it and were highly amused............... bugger...... I'm rambling again........ tsk tsk.
I need to earn enough money to buy a pint of milk for me babies so i must get back to loading on me family hairlooms.

Ta ta for now.

.............. now where did i put that Royal tiara that nicked .....erm..........purloined.....erm...... borrowed of her Maj...........

Hello all *smillie*
Hope i find you all well.
Been hard at work doing nuffin after the last 18 months of wedding wedding wedding. Dan and Beany have gone off on a three week honeymoon! i know! whats that all about! two nights in Brighton for me and the OH.
And whats with all the upgrading, they got to the airport and decided they didn't want to spend 8hrs sitting with there legs up past their ear holes so upgraded, i get the call......... Mum....... i love you and we miss you but could you put some MORE money in my account because ......... Blah Blah Blah..... i had stopped listening by this point, all i heard was *Money* and *You*....... sheesh. ;-)
So off they pop, first class to the USA, to meet Micky, Cinders and all the wonderous Disney characters, c'ept they didn't, they went everywhere else but Disney! they have seen loads of stuff and they have swum with the Dolphins and played with the Squids kept there fingers intact with the sharks and filled up with grease and carbs..............
Then last Monday they headed off for two weeks in Swine flu country, Mexico! ......... to say i was nervous is an understatement, i know there is only a gazzion of a chance they come into contact with *It* i will still fret......... anyhow, after an arduous journey out of America they finally arrived at the hotel, yes you guessed it......
*Mum* .............. *Money* .........*upgrade* but thankfully the hotel did not have any other rooms...........Phew ................. they say the room they have is gorgeous and are very happy with it.
They have another week to go......... and before they ask.....................

I love you both........................ but............................... NO!

I so deserve these.

Now i aint one to boast but look what i gotted........... and both from this lovely lady http://sewhotmitmot.blogspot.com/ or as we like to call her *Mitty* i have bought from this woman and believe me she is goooooood and because she finks i am gooooood too she has giveded me these, cos she loves me and i loves her too.

In order for you to get these you must first......

Swear allegiance to me.
Then state the obvious "angel is the best blogger in bloggerdom"
Put all your crafts into my trust fund.
Advertise the fact that angel rocks [cos i do when i am trying to get orf the sofa].
Go and visit Mitty and tell her angel loves her vury much.
Then you can nick the trophy, cos i know ya wanna.

FanxQ Mitty.
I wub you.

Mr & Mrs

Mr & Mrs

Today i cried when you said "I do"

With pride in my eyes i whispered "Love You"

To have and to hold for ever and ever

Your two hearts now beat as one, together.

So much love in one small space

Showed and glowed from your face.

Be happy together all your days

With God to guide you in all you ways.

Be blessed and loved

Mummy.

Tease

*Tease*

Dont ya just love them shoes.

Button Hunt...... let the games begin...

The Button hunt is on.

Well i have been on the search for what seems like months, for a button, Lastic kec's over on *Lace Hearts* is making something, probably something really horrible, but i have tried my hardest to find something suitable, well as you can see i don't have any buttons.

So i really don't know what to do!

I have looked everywhere........... nuffin!

I looked in every nook and cranny......... nuffin!

Eventually i found the only buttons that seem to be in our house.

Perfick.

Don't fank me yet Lastic, co's i am still deliberating which ONE to send you.

Whayafink. :-)

Aint i spoilt rotten......

Bloomin Myrtle sent me this Delicious bag, i love it :-)

As i am a numpty, i have put the pictures round the wrong way. tsk tsk....

The first picture is inside out as i wanted to show you the details, it has a gazzilion pockets a little fingy to put my keys on, did i say "I LOVE IT"

Anyhow, it fits like a glove.

I have bad shoulders and neck and cant lift my arms to high [violin playing in background] so always have problems buying/using bags.

Well our lovely BM came to the rescue with this little number.

Thank you so much Elaine, I love you so much. <3

See how pretty it is, the right way round.

BM's attention to detail is second to none, she makes everything perfectly.

When i grow up i wanna be Elaine.

Earlier in the week i was admiring Sharie's http://viewtothehill.blogspot.com/ blog and happened upon these lovelies, so i begged, pleaded and sold my grandmother for a fiver so as sharie would give it to me..... and bless her heart she did! how kind is she! [actually Sharie offered them to me! i didn't have to ask, isn't blog land the best place ever.]

I ALSO LOVE YOU SHARIE......

Go look at her blog she is such a great blogger.
[Don't look at the chipped nail polish, i have to go buy some remover stuff]

I wanted to show you the detail, ickle beads, so sweet.

10 meters of these lovelies as well, ain't i spoiled....

I have to pin these round the candles on Danielles wedding Candelabras [all 24 of them, *swoon*] they are gunna look scrummy, of course i shall do pictures when they are finished.



Thank you Both so much, i love you both so much.

Pucker up, I'm coming in for a snog
MWAH
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:-)

Here comes the girls!

You made me proud!

Sufistication........or what?

Reminded me of 20 years ago........ ok 30

MINGERS

MINGER

MINGER

There will be more gorgeousness coming soon........

Thank you Mr Singh.

I av gust got gack from the dentist, so i am in sock justht a little bit.


Now then, Mr Singh is a lovely man, a butcher by trade, but lovely with it. He is so kind and gentle of voice, he makes you feel at ease, he talks with a soft accent that lulls even his scardested patients into a sense of well being.
When i first ventured into his surgery.......... what now......... hum.......... must have been 16 years ago, i was a frightened young thing, used to having the teeth dragged from my mouth by Mr Dastard of Hackney.......... so it came as a nice surprise to meet Mr Singh...... he has been looking after me teef for all that time. Has been patient with me and never took anything out of my mouth that i hadn't agreed to first.
So, what with he Darling Daughter getting married i slipped into his practice the other month and asked sheepishly............ Oi, Jamial [see we are on first name terms]..... Oi Jamail, giz a set of those gnashers that are white and straight, ya know like the ones on the telly.......... raising his eye heavenward he replied "OK Shabby, sit down and lets have a look what we can do".
Well, he then goes on to tell me how, "Your teeth are fine Shabby, just a little bit of straightening, and you will have the perfectus front teeth of your dreams".... well, that's what i heard..... he may have said ......."You are joking of course, you must be joking!........insert raucous laughter here.. HAHAHAHAHA" .............But i couldn't exactly tell you lot that could i! ...... DOH................. Anyhow, i went this afternoon to have my front teeth porcelainededed [instead of me God given enamel] and as i sat back on the chair, a smile gathered on his lips........... his assistant grabbed me by the shoulders and head locked me into a ........ erm.......... headlockey fing, i was clamped to the seat by what felt like 12 Sumo wrestlers. The room darkened and i heard the whirl of the drill .......... i woke for about 1 minute, seeing the 4 tiny stumps in the reflection of his face mask which sent me into yet another deep ravine of hystericals............ i awoke some time later and was handed a mirror "look at them Shabs" Jamail said, so i did. Thank God i said, it was all a dream, these are my actual teeth, No he said they are a copy of your ACTUAL teeth........... swoon ............... apparently i go back in two weeks for the real ones to be fitted, where once again he will hack off these temporary ones and install the real False real ones............ i think?
M'off for a lie down now........... i don't feel to well................. *Big Toofy Grin*

Now the moral of this story is.................. Why the eck didnt she just elope!!!!!!!!


Off for a bit of Liposuction next week............ i shall let you know................lolololol

Shazza and me....

It is very much a case of shabby meets chic.

There I am in me black size 20 M&S bestest T-shirt, [that was dragged out of the tumble dryer, creased and very nearly dry].
I descended on me mate Sharon [Shazza] for our weekly get together to make suffink gorgeous. On arrival, I was met with the usual snog [on both cheeks] only to be asked.... “are you wearing aftershave Ang?” ...........bloomin eck........ Me!..... aftershave! .......As if…. Thinking back to the two bottles sitting on top the old mans all to cluttered bedside table….. erm .....I think it is D&G for women, ….. but secretly not knowing I may have picked up the wrong bottle?

Now remember that I have had a very quick bath and rushed out of the house with last weeks knickers hanging out of the bottom of me jeans...... hair soaking wet and no make-up, [never wear it anymore, well, the last thing I need is to be called up by the clown association again, and asked if I would be their "Face for Clowns anonymous"… no honest this has happened, believe me it has!]....... anyhow........... off I trundle in the car that has been in need of a wash and blow dry at the local "Tesco stitch you up for all your money while we take over the world….Mwahhhhhhhahahaha” stores. I get to the house Half hour late, and I'm dying for a cuppa coffee, only to be asked if I have got men's aftershave on!………. Bugger..... I do hope not.

Now me mate Shazza always makes people feel good about themselves, she will go out of her way to make you feel comfortable within your own body…… well that’s how she makes others feel, Me, I always feel like the poor relation, she don’t do it deliberately but her bluntness makes me squirm, like today, coming in stinking of aftershave she asks, while your hairs wet, lets cut it off! ........See in her mind she is making it all better?..... to me, she has seen the hastily half-washed out conditioner, that is shouting from my head “PLEASE RE-RINSE ME”..... she has an inner knowledge off whats wrong with me! maybe because i am always asking .... “whats wrong with me?????”……wail.

So out come the shears and off comes me, over frizzed, over heated, totally awful, neglected hair , within two minutes of the scissors coming out something else had come in and taken her mind away from and off my coiffure! fearing for the safety of my ears I grip the sides of the chair and stay perfectly still, After what seems like an age of her gesticulating with comb and scissors......... her focus is back on me barnet…..Phew.............. Thank God…..
,
Shazza is a Gorgeous Sleek woman who has Ghoochi Eyes, when she crys, Diamonds tears cascade down her cheeks, while grime drips from mine. She has a solid gold spoon shoved up her nostril ..........unlike the McDonalds plassie one I have shoved up mine.

She knows the difference between Harrods and Harry's corner shop, she is a woman who has traveled further than Saffend, she has danced on sandy beaches in in warm humid country's with tall drinks that hold passion and suffistication. while the only dance I have done was the “Boots up side your head” at me sisters wedding in 1984.
Can you see, there is a pattern emerging now, aint there?

Don’t get me wrong I would never change shazza for the world, [and not just because cant afford a real hairdresser] she is always there for me and holds me up when I fall, she has been a real rock in the foundations of my semi detached council house lifestyle.

There are few people on this earth that you really gel with, me and shazza are super glued in the life of cruel friendships.

Now where is that sticky stuff remover.......................... *smile*

Wedding fingy watzit

Random Pictures.

Oh Look pretties............................................ lol

This is a picture of the rain.................. nice init.................. lol

After the big question

[the one where she said yes.... keep up...sheesh]

Dan organised an engagement party!

This is Tasha [being held up by Danielle] they had spent the whole day messing up my craft stuff with their ......erm.... mess............. sheesh they only had to make 50ish Engagement cards, nearly ruined my scissors, i don't like no-one touching me stuff! but being the mother of the engaged woman i had to let her and her mate use me stuff............ i am still trying to get over it....*swoon*

Then there was the actual day, it rained and all the decorations got wetted! all the pretties looked like sodden rags [and that was before they got wet!].

All my mates from the shabby chic forum donated decorations for the big day, all the things they sent, made the day more special for Danielle and Beany.





There was much checking that the beer was OK, they were lining up to test it, i think beany was on his 5Th pint by the time i took this picture, Anthony is about to beat him over the head with a big stick, he waited so long for his turn.

All was well that day, Beany and Danielle had the time of their lives.

*I love you both*

But NEVER touch me craft stuff again.................... ever.......... Mummy

Absent minded cook.

OK i ain't no Nigella but the family had an unexpectedly nice meal tonight!
I cooked up some chicken with onions and a few spices......... Chili powder........ Ginger.... Capsicum powder ......... mustard seeds.
It was all delish, i had some good comments.......... "um mum, this is really lovely, what did you do different" and "You have excelled yourself this time mum" etc etc............. now this is acclaim indeed from my family!
My usual bumble round the kitchen sometimes gets me a "Fanx mum" so because of the *Niceness* of the said dinner, i decided to investigate.
Now, i really should wear me glasses when i am cooking because i made a few mistakes tonight! Instead of putting Chili powder Ginger capsiwosit & Chinese fivespice in.............. i put in ....... Cinnamon........... Nutmeg .................... and Cloves........oh and i did sling abit of Ginger in... well who would have thunked it, Delish!
I don't spose i should tell them............ whajafink............ lol

We have only just begun.

Christmas eve 2007 at 1 minute to midnight, Paul asked my Daughter Danielle to marry him.

AWWWWWWWWW

He would have been gutted had she said no...... tee hee.......... [ and i would have decked her ;-)]

As it was she said yes.

He took dragged her off the sofa, where she was slobbing after her bath, and clad only in her *Comfies* he blindfolded her dragged her half way round the M25 [bet she was thinking she was being sped off to a luxury holiday to warmer climes....lol...... Gutted.....] so after a half hour of sight deprivation she was finally led into a field and up to an old derelict church on a hill in Essex [mind you that could be anyone of the churches in Essex....sheesh........ they don't look after those places do they]........ anyway

He had decorated a small tree with fairy lights, he stood her in front of it, and probably said something like "Will you marry me".

It looks like blossom in the picture, don't it.
Very pretty.

Thankfully she said "YES"......... *Whoohoo* at which point we all jumped out from behind headstones, Yew trees, and out of Crypts [well to be honest that last one was the MIL....lol]......then Two hundred rockets went off lighting up the Essex skyline, she had no idea we were there *titter* had she known she would have run a mile .
She ..................then spent half hour complaining about not having any make up on!!!!!....

I shall tell you more about this night soon so stay with me.....pweese............. fanxQ...:-)

Tonight at 8.30 til 9.30 i shall be doing me warden bit for the planet.
http://www.earthhour.org/home/

So switch the lights off and get ya candles out make some popcorn, snuggle up to your hubbys, and tell horror stories to each other.
Happy non-illumination night.

SAVE THE PLANET and the badger and the whale and the kittens and the Renault espace and the crusts of scabs..... :-)

So if you hear "Oi get that light out" tis only Meeeeeeee.

I wonder how many babies will be born this Christmas...........;-)

Yoohoo.

I know i have been unavailable of late but i have been busy.

I erm.....

Went to walk Adrians wall and then did a week with the Abba tribute band *Tribute bands are us*.

Then it was off to Olliewood to do a re-run of the old Waterloo classic *Nelson Smells Like Fish*

When i gotted back, Miss Haversham, [see side bar] wanted me to show her how to make cushions [without zips] well i didnt have a scooby, but blagged my way through a tute and this is what we comeded up wiv...

They look lovely dont ya fink.

Shabby the *Reclaimator*

Hey i am getting all green and saving the pennies, last year i started recycling in earnest, putting all me cans boxes and milk plastic fingys in there respective bags, then me bottles jars etc in there respective red bins and all me grass of which there is loads in the white plassie baggy fingys.

So now i am a fully fledged member of the green brigade.

Well, i was thinking to myself, as i do, i should be getting some veggies on the go, but doing something about self sufficiency lark was way beyond me.......... until

Neet from *Neet Designs* stepped in..... whoohoo [go check out her blog in my side bar] ... she sent me these...

With full descriptions on what to do and when, each packet named with the product and she put in perfect idiot proof instructions.

Just what i need.:-)

Thank you Neet i shall make you proud..... Gulp......Crossed fingers.

Another surprise was from my old adversary...lololol Lastic kec's [see side bar Lace Hearts]

she sented me a beautiful bag, and yes i mean a BEAUTIFUL hand made bag!!!!!!!!

I covert everything she makes, she is really amongst one of the bestest sewerereres i know.

[Cant believe i just said that out loud!]

No honestly she is a wonderful mate and i am privileged to know her.

Fanks Lastic......I wub you soo very muchly...now..... when do i get me promotion money...hummmm.

Next

Annie C from the Shabby Chic Cafe [great place, you should visit] sent me this gorgeous piece of Vintage fabric....... Gulp....... what if i ruin it!

isn't it just stunning........ i have been very blessed by this lovely lady, she has made loads of money for Kids in Need and i wanna thank her from the bottom of my heart.

Thanks Annie, we love you and your *Heart of Gold*

And it was all wrapped up, i spent 20 Min's trying to work out what it was?

Had to open it eventually Co's I'm a bit dim like that......... fought it was a toaster at first.

:-)

Thank you ickle ladies you made my day.

Swap from our Liz at Rose and Bird

Lookie lookie lookie ain't ya jellyous?

Liz from the shabby Chic Cafe sent me all this lushness.. are you slathering now.....

I got some beautiful smelling draw liners, honest they smell awesome.

The theme was Cathkidishness and Liz who you can find here http://www.roseandbird.co.uk/ and her blog is here http://pacificrobin.blogspot.com/

didn't disappoint.

I got some covered buttons, something I've always wanted, a gorgeous CK fabric, framed beautifully and i shall treasure it always........ [ain't some people cleverererer].

A green delish spotted bag that will go with my slow growing collection of yummylishious bags.

and two scrummyliscious mugs........

NO-ONE is allowed to use my mugs ever........... they are purely for show :-).

Thank you Liz for all my lovely gifts, you have truly spoiled me.

FankQ so much.

Mwah X

Wanna see me pee in a field....

http://www.equestrianproperty4sale.com/property-details.php5?WCI=Particular&WCE=956899&pdf=

I am so excited...... and that is why i am sharing this with you all, i don't know how to do a proper link so this will have to do and i hope it works......... and *Breath* its making me feel sick but happy if you know what i mean!

I am going to have chickensducksdonkeysgoatsgeesedoves and Rabbits but only because i saw quillions of them while i was drooling around the property.

I am going to wear wellies ......... and not wash for weeks at a time.............. and have grime/poop encrusted nails and make bacon and egg sarnies without washing my hands first............. it don't mater Co's no one will see me. I shall wear my jammies out to fetch the eggs and have straw in my hair, i will pee in a Field and not worry that google maps may show that on their site, *Breath*......i shall keep herbs on the window sill ...... and i shall have tea parties with the best china and only invite the Fauna ........... and and and......*Breath*...... oh i feel sick...................... but still happy. :-)

Lost....Reward if you find it.

I seem to have lost my posts!
Maybe they thought i had carked it............. anyway if you find it, please send it home with a flea in its ear and tell it Mummys very upset that it didnt tell her it was going orf.

FanQ...............

Fleeing toot sweet

Thank you a A thrifty Mrs for reminding me this morning of a trip to my local Charadee shop.

You must go and look at her blog as its filled with great ideas, your gunna love it.



Funny A Thrifty should mention this [no, you have to read her post after mine] because as i wandered into the local Hospice shop recently i found pure delishness, i was lucky that day to see that Miss Lovely was on duty, i don't venture in when Mrs Nasty is manning the shop.....*Shiver* [she scares the life outta me]. I rooting about, as is my want, when i happened upon the box of delights called *scrap* some joker scrubbed out the "S" titter....inside was a load of needles and crochet hooks etc... heaven.:-) Anyway at the bottom of the box was another smaller box, full of ....swoon..... buttons! So with fear and trepidation i dove in [is dove a real word or is it a bird?]......anyhow, whilst drooling over all this yummieness and snatching a little old ladies hand away, whilst at the same time nobbling her so that she was under no illusion that these were "my buttons" so she better "move along as there is nuffin to see here woman"........ growl....... don't worry its OK Little Old Lady was helped to a chair a bandage and a glass of Chardonnay [we is posh here in Brentwood] by the assistant Miss Nice.
Mrs Nasty's trouble alarm must have been set to maximum, and as she entered i felt the room fall silent and a chill descended all around ...........
the customers held their breath and depositing their goods back where they found them, swiftly left the shop.......... now it was just her and me....... who was gunna win..... Dun Dun Dern ......... well........ she did, on shakily handing over my treasured box of buttons, she bellowed "cant you sort through them and take the ones you want!" "we get a lot of people asking for buttons, i don't like selling a whole box"..... who is this woman! i thought, why cant she just sell me the flummin buttons, why should i have to sort through a box looking for the prize of that "Special" jewel that i have always hunted/scavenged for! I want to look and savour that moment, in my own home with the curtains shut from prying eyes, not in the middle of a crowded shop!!!! :-(

So after giving Mrs Nasty the evil eye i left my box of delights on the counter, muttered under my breath then scuttled off, kicking out at the old feeble man who had dared to cross the threshold while Mrs Nasty Reigned, leaving him in no doubt at my disdain.........

So i never got me buttons :-( ..... Mrs Nasty still resides at the counter ......... Miss nice is now married to the young son of the *old lady* who is actually a multi millionairess! I found this out while reading the headline in the local paper. *Millionairess in Charity shop fight with button Madwoman* Mafia Sons Seek Revenge!!!!!! Eeeek..... Flip..... gotta go ......... now where is me flammin passport.............

Annie.

Isn't she lovely.

I was sent this beautiful Annie from *Bloomin Myrtle* just before Christmas.

I love Annie's, they are so cute.

She has all the stuff necessary to make me a cake but so far she ain't........ BM you did send her with a recipe book didntja.

How do i switch her on, i have been searching and searching but i cant find the knob anywhere!

She is a bit naughty sometimes, but mostly just shy.

Thank you Bloomin Myrtle for her, she is a real treasure, i cant recomend these Annies enough.

My Grandaughters are besotted by them.

BM i hope you dont mind me showing her off to me mates. :-)

I am a bit apprehensive about putting what i make up here because i am acutely aware that yous lot are perfectionists when it comes to making stuff.

So its with fear and trepidation that i bring to you the latest shabby creations.....lol..

This is some of them all together.

A ickle bag for.........i dunno, its just a ickle bag, maybe for PJ's or suffink.

I should have taken this one at a better angle.

I like these.

Not 100% sure about this one though it very scruffy iykwim.

These are a bit sweet too, whajafink.

Another bag, getting a bit bored wiv these bags tbh.

Now lactic, BM, Pip etc all your allowed to say is ........hum ..... Nice fings, Co's i ain't no Martha.

But i am trying................ yeah i know, very trying.:-)

A bit of a ramble.

Chuffin eck.......... spent half the day sorting out Lajoni's blog queries, and lastics Chine stopped working, Giantess wanted me to recover her sofa oh and cooked all Miss Phishes Christmas Dinner [she wouldnt ask but i just done it]. See whenever anyone is in need of suffink there i am........... mazing isn't it..........

Lol, not really, i think what i want to say is [does anyone else feel this way]. If someone is hurting or in a bit of a dilemma we just want to reach out and touch them, take away the hurt the world dishes out to them. It breaks my heart sometimes, to hear things that i can do nothing about.

I think the T'internet is a wonderful medium, we can come on here and have fun giggle muck about live a imaginary life if we want, its all good and i enjoy my time here with you all.

I really just want to say this, even when the tough times hits out at us, or the world does a 360% and we stumble, we can put it down on here, share our woes with each other and not feel threatened, hopefully we get lifted up and made to feel better about things, that's what life and friendships is all about, isn't it, well, isn't it?

Anyway, i have a few things to do now.........Laj get the kettle on love, it looks like we are in for an all nighter..............................