Saturday 30 May 2009

Button Hunt...... let the games begin...

The Button hunt is on.
Well i have been on the search for what seems like months, for a button, Lastic kec's over on *Lace Hearts* is making something, probably something really horrible, but i have tried my hardest to find something suitable, well as you can see i don't have any buttons.
So i really don't know what to do!


I have looked everywhere........... nuffin!

I looked in every nook and cranny......... nuffin!

Eventually i found the only buttons that seem to be in our house.
Perfick.

Don't fank me yet Lastic, co's i am still deliberating which ONE to send you.
Whayafink. :-)




Wednesday 20 May 2009

Aint i spoilt rotten......

Bloomin Myrtle sent me this Delicious bag, i love it :-)
As i am a numpty, i have put the pictures round the wrong way. tsk tsk....
The first picture is inside out as i wanted to show you the details, it has a gazzilion pockets a little fingy to put my keys on, did i say "I LOVE IT"
Anyhow, it fits like a glove.
I have bad shoulders and neck and cant lift my arms to high [violin playing in background] so always have problems buying/using bags.
Well our lovely BM came to the rescue with this little number.
Thank you so much Elaine, I love you so much. <3

See how pretty it is, the right way round.
BM's attention to detail is second to none, she makes everything perfectly.
When i grow up i wanna be Elaine.

Earlier in the week i was admiring Sharie's http://viewtothehill.blogspot.com/ blog and happened upon these lovelies, so i begged, pleaded and sold my grandmother for a fiver so as sharie would give it to me..... and bless her heart she did! how kind is she! [actually Sharie offered them to me! i didn't have to ask, isn't blog land the best place ever.]
I ALSO LOVE YOU SHARIE......
Go look at her blog she is such a great blogger.
[Don't look at the chipped nail polish, i have to go buy some remover stuff]
I wanted to show you the detail, ickle beads, so sweet.

10 meters of these lovelies as well, ain't i spoiled....
I have to pin these round the candles on Danielles wedding Candelabras [all 24 of them, *swoon*] they are gunna look scrummy, of course i shall do pictures when they are finished.



Thank you Both so much, i love you both so much.

Pucker up, I'm coming in for a snog
MWAH
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:-)








Tuesday 19 May 2009

Here comes the girls!

You made me proud!
Sufistication........or what?
Reminded me of 20 years ago........ ok 30

MINGERS

MINGER

MINGER


There will be more gorgeousness coming soon........



Thursday 7 May 2009

Thank you Mr Singh.

I av gust got gack from the dentist, so i am in sock justht a little bit.


Now then, Mr Singh is a lovely man, a butcher by trade, but lovely with it. He is so kind and gentle of voice, he makes you feel at ease, he talks with a soft accent that lulls even his scardested patients into a sense of well being.
When i first ventured into his surgery.......... what now......... hum.......... must have been 16 years ago, i was a frightened young thing, used to having the teeth dragged from my mouth by Mr Dastard of Hackney.......... so it came as a nice surprise to meet Mr Singh...... he has been looking after me teef for all that time. Has been patient with me and never took anything out of my mouth that i hadn't agreed to first.
So, what with he Darling Daughter getting married i slipped into his practice the other month and asked sheepishly............ Oi, Jamial [see we are on first name terms]..... Oi Jamail, giz a set of those gnashers that are white and straight, ya know like the ones on the telly.......... raising his eye heavenward he replied "OK Shabby, sit down and lets have a look what we can do".
Well, he then goes on to tell me how, "Your teeth are fine Shabby, just a little bit of straightening, and you will have the perfectus front teeth of your dreams".... well, that's what i heard..... he may have said ......."You are joking of course, you must be joking!........insert raucous laughter here.. HAHAHAHAHA" .............But i couldn't exactly tell you lot that could i! ...... DOH................. Anyhow, i went this afternoon to have my front teeth porcelainededed [instead of me God given enamel] and as i sat back on the chair, a smile gathered on his lips........... his assistant grabbed me by the shoulders and head locked me into a ........ erm.......... headlockey fing, i was clamped to the seat by what felt like 12 Sumo wrestlers. The room darkened and i heard the whirl of the drill .......... i woke for about 1 minute, seeing the 4 tiny stumps in the reflection of his face mask which sent me into yet another deep ravine of hystericals............ i awoke some time later and was handed a mirror "look at them Shabs" Jamail said, so i did. Thank God i said, it was all a dream, these are my actual teeth, No he said they are a copy of your ACTUAL teeth........... swoon ............... apparently i go back in two weeks for the real ones to be fitted, where once again he will hack off these temporary ones and install the real False real ones............ i think?
M'off for a lie down now........... i don't feel to well................. *Big Toofy Grin*

Now the moral of this story is.................. Why the eck didnt she just elope!!!!!!!!


Off for a bit of Liposuction next week............ i shall let you know................lolololol