Saturday, 30 August 2008

Newt award.

Another award for the
*Shabby angel*
Missy Blades on "Dancing on a blade of grass"
[see side bar]
She knows i am extremely intelligent.
To show how she really appreciates my input, has awarded me this much coveted award, please note it is an original and it will not be awarded to anyone else ever, ever again.
To prove how much more cleverererer i am than anyone else, she gave me this wonderful accolade, it is given with much love and reverence for correctly identifying this rare and notable long haired, short nosed albino Newt.
She told everyone in Blogland that it was of the lizard Genus!
I knew straight away that Sandie was in error, when she stated that this was in fact a Lizard.
I was onto this fact like a rat up a skateboard, "No" I said, "you are wrong Sandie"
I explained that it is in fact the *Newtanditsicki*
Seldom found in Lizardous places.
This newt is native to any old garden with a bit of moisture in it.
There, i have received it with as much humbleness and grace that i could muster.
I thank you Missy Blade for your devotion to the Shabby angel, i humbly except that i am undoubtedly a worthy recipient of this award, I thank you.

Wednesday, 27 August 2008

Non-sence, more of the same!

Goad Moaning, i em zee chebby engles distunt relitiff, rite engle.
Chebby says et vill be cokeydocky for moi to poist on er bog zite.
I av nown zee chebs for zee numbre tow loong, shees veery beeutiful she showld be givded ern eward foer beeing so beeutiful.
I av urnoover rellitiff oow wood lick tooo say surmfing, goo a'ed aboot er, is nome is angel grinder.

Et is wit the gweatest presure sat i kum oon ear to zank the Shrubby for leetiung ous use er shite for pooplication........ oooh moost roon.......vury quikly erway, i ear a flurtur oov er wings..............

Oi, you two, git off me blog, tsk tsk, i dunno you leave the room for five min's and all an sundry get on here bismirchin me site................ and me good name.

I thought i would give you the benifit of my many years worth of medical knowledge to tell you about a little known ailment called "inonuffin" or "Wasntme" this is only found in one in a billion angels, yet its found in many a guilty person.

On speaking to my 9 year old Granddaughter, i asked who had put the satsuma down between the cushions of the sofa about a month ago last Friday, now my Granddaughter must suffer from this ailment co's straight away she said "wasntme" when asked if maybe she knew it was she said "inonuffin".
Now take heart, there is a cure its called "tellathetrufforismackeryabum" it is a new concept in medicine and in trials but it seems to be working..........................

No child was hurt in the making of this mockery.
All children were suspended by their toenails during any interview whilst being bound and gaged till their parents came home and released them.

I get out of babysitting forever and ever and ever and ever and ever...........................Yahoo, see it's worth trying something new and getting ahead in the Grandparent game.

Sunday, 24 August 2008

Ok Girlies,
I have awarded you the CBA, Dont ask me how to put it on your blogs, co's i'm fick and aint got a scooby doo what to do.

I have giveded it to you because i love's ya all, oh and because BM has knicked all the good people, lol.

Alright dont get all attitudie, just be grateful you got one at all. *Smile* well more of a *Snigger* really.

You know i'm only playing. [sheesh, take a joke will ya. tsk tsk].

Thursday, 21 August 2008

An award for moi

LOOK WHAT I GOT FROM BLOOMIN MYRTLE......................... LOL
Year right as if ................. i have to laugh *Creative Blogger* My armpit............. .
I love you so much Elaine, S'pecially your SOH.

Monday, 11 August 2008

Dan & Beany's Engagement Party

My Daughter Danielle had her official Engagement party on Saturday, she got Engaged to a lovely bloke called Paul, [because we have a Paul already we call him *Beany*].
We had 2 marquee's a live band [Son Paul's band] and about 150 guest's, we had a great time and played *dodge the flying debris* and *How long can you hang on to the Marquee pole, before your your fingers go blue*also another game that went down well was *Bobbing for Burgers* the BBQ was soggy to say the least, lol.
The youngest Granddaughter had the right idea.

She is snug as a bug, Bless her.

All the pretty things i had hung up got blown away or soaked and shrunk, the candles were too soggy to light, the bunting that took me weeks to sew is still hung in the tree looking very sorry for itself, lol.

The Band had to be squished into the *Summerhouse* [though they were the only dry people in Bentwood] they played wonderfully even though their eardrums may take time to heal.
Especially when Danielle gave her rendition of *I will always Love You* in fact we all wanted to pelt her with rotten eggs, but couldn't find any...........................
The cutting of the cake was lovely Beany was all excited and liked the romance of it all.
Dan got over excited and decided to squish it in his face........................ That's my girl.

Then the kiss.

It was a lovely evening despite the rain and the wind, even all the effort that had been put into the decorations had not been wasted, if it had snowed we would have loved it, disappointed, No Never, I am a proud Mother of a Beautiful Daughter and a Handsome soon to be Son in law.
All i ask is that God Blesses them both in abundance and they live a happy and healthy life together for many many years.

Shabby angels serious post [wow you wont see many of these, lol]