Saturday, 18 July 2009

Fleabay listings of Royal T.

I am now an official Fleabayer i dunded me first ebay sale last night and OK it was a spoof sale but i have at least got a feedbacky fingy.
It has never made sense to me before and i aint saying it makes sense now but i am gunna give it a go............. got nuffin to lose and could make a million by next Friday.

I have a date with me loft and the camera, i shall use all me skill as a fotograficur to make me stuff look the gnats dangly bits. Did yous know i was the *Official* Queens Fotografer, until i did a reverse shot of her coming out of the royal frone with a trail of loo roll that extended down from her Highness's knickers, i nearly lost me knighthood for that one..... sheesh, no-one said i couldn't take candid shots?
Phil said she was not amused, don't know about her, "You Tube" love it and were highly amused............... bugger...... I'm rambling again........ tsk tsk.
I need to earn enough money to buy a pint of milk for me babies so i must get back to loading on me family hairlooms.

Ta ta for now.

.............. now where did i put that Royal tiara that nicked .....erm..........purloined.....erm...... borrowed of her Maj...........

11 comments:

Elaine said...

ROFLMHO you have me in stitches !!!!
Spurtling tea all over the pooter I am !!!!!!

What kind of loo roll does her Maj use......... is it the lab one, I know she has a couple of those up in the Highlands ???

Love and blessings
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*elutdes* now that's just silly, whoever heard of such a thing *tut*

Elaine said...

ONEDED

Much betterer *wink*

sounds much more Maj-like !!!

sharie said...

Good Luck Hun! I hate listing stuff on fleabay and as for buying.... I seem to meet a lot of weird sellers!

Hope you make a lot of money and then you can have a long holiday somewhere nice.

claire said...

Words fail me :0!!
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So did you keep hold of your knighthood then? Hope so!!!

woodos
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angel said...

I wonder if i could sell me nighthood..... haha.....
Mwah X x X x X

Debbie @ The Shabby Bungalow said...

Good luck I used to sell loads on Ebay and I'm all ebayed out now! LOL You need to let us know your ebay id though so we can have a nose xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Lace hearts said...

You funny twit. I'm giggling away. I wanna see all the pictures you take - I'll approve them for release on ebay for you. You're settled to make trillions, I just know it. Mwah. Sleep well lovely Angel. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz oopps, fell asleep x

MelMel said...

Just popping in to say hi!xxx

Mrs Crafty said...

You nutter!x

Lace hearts said...

So, how's the listing going?! Mwah. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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