Makesit & Spensive

Its Gunna be like this tomorrow.

YIPPEE

I have got me sledge out, the *Westies Huskys* are all harnessed up.

Should be a great weekend.

"Its beginning to feel a lot like Christmas"

That reminds me.

I went to the mega 20% off sale at Markit & Spensive yesterday.

Did any other eejits go, or was it just me..... Hummmmm

I was pushed pulled and even dragged into aisles i have never ventured into before!

It was a mad house, and i become part of that madness!

Its amazing how much you really, really, need that size 8 multi coloured Reindeer cardie, even when you are a size 16 and it cost £45 squid BUT IT HAS 20% Off! Bargain....... and it WILL come in handy.

Yer never know i might befriend a *skinny bint* or lose 14 stone by Christmas day.

Whajafink, will i, wont i?

My M&S Christmas Tree.

Poem.

[no its only supposed to look a bit like a flippin Christmas tree it ain't real]

*

Ahem.

I began to feel icky

Bit Sweaty and dizzy

Waiting in line to pay

For 300 sock a yellow pillbox

600 knickers, 400 slippers

a pigeon for dinner

sprouts and some stuffin

In other words i came out wiv nuffin

A basket of stuff some of it rough

Me and son Paul are doing a stall

Down in a market, where we will park it

Sell all me stock for a pittance of what i paid

I wish at home.................................... I'd stayed

Do you know how hard it is to make things rhyme,

I'm doing my best to make it funny,but i fink I'm loosing the plot,

So that's

MY

lot.

See i made it look a bit like a tree.

Use your imagination, Beaches Dollop Lacey Sharie.

Its only a blog not a flippin national daily..I ain't getting paid or nuffin.

.......... sheesh...........

This crowd is harsh

and

I am only ONE

woman

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