Saturday, 7 June 2008

Part two [Yawn]

Morning you two, said Trixielips, where are you off to? we are going to the sales, wanna come with us.

Hello, said Pipkin, we were going off to dungelms, Bloomin says there is a load of gingham fabric in today, so we wanted to get some to make more bunnies, puppies and boots.

Ok, lackie said, we will come with you, but you must remember not to push and shove Bloomin you can get a bit carried away.

Oooh, eck Ya riht ya know, aye can at that my lovie, aye can at that.

Why are you speaking like that Bloomin, said Pipkin!

Dunno said Bloomin, I thought because I'm from Yorkshire I had to! [reads script again].

Ahem, Oh dear you are so right, one can get a tad over zealous when perusing the merchandise, cant one.

Why are you now talking all posh, said Pipkin, puzzled!

It Say's here [looking at script again] speaks in nice accent, posh is a nice accent isn't it?

Yeah said Pipkin, but that's all "Joanna Lubblyish" and it really is not you, Bloomin.......................

Cut, says the director, Come on Girls, get away from the mobile canteen, Lackie put that sausage sarnie back you have had three this morning, Trixie get your eye of that young man's booty, get back to work the pair of you.

Take Two.............................. and ...................action, said the director.............................

Ok, Lackie said, we will come with you, but you must remember not to push and shove Bloomin, you can get a bit carried away.

Ok, said Bloomin, umf.

Just as the girls got to Dungelms, Lackie got all excited, Look Look, It says, Knobs two for a pound, that's a bargain must go and look, hold on said trixie I just remembered we have all forgotten today is an important day, how could we all forget!

Forget what said Pipkin and Bloomin in unison, Oh No said Luckynicks Its Mollymops Birthday today, how could we have forgotten, quick lets all go get her a pressie.

CUT.............Said the director, that's not in the script, what if people look on this bloggie blog blog tomorrow, it wont be Mollymops Birthday then will it.

All the girls looked at the director and scowled, don't be silly Director person, when Mollymops knows she is in this scene she WILL come in and leave a comment and then we will be Famous, think of the ratings.

Just then they hear an sound that sends Chills down each of their spines......................

Coooeeeee you lot what are you all doing here?

Bloomin, Pipkin, Trixielips, and Lasticnicks, look round in horror.

What are you all doing here?

All looking flushed and shocked they replied Hello..............................................................

7 comments:

Trish said...

pmsl!!!! you nutter hun!!!! anyway, if I want to look at young mens booty I can :)

Lace Threads said...

Roaring my head off, though what a cheek putting me in the 2nd story as well! Liberties!!!!!!!!!!
And I think Trixie should have been rustling away in the knobs section, as she did start the knobs off originally! Loved Bloomin's accent bit.
And just who is gonna walk in now?! Want the nexz installation.
Lubs ya. xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Elaine said...

Thy knows dear Angel that thee doesney speak like theat. Does I mi-duck.

You are so wonderfully bonkers, I can't wait to find out who just turned up................can we guess? can we? go on let guess....

I'll guess Dave

XXXXXxxxxxx

Lace Threads said...

...carrying some cheap knobs for dearest Trixie! xxxx

Trish said...

I got some cheap knobs today :) 97p reduced from £4.99 for 2, bargain or what, anyway, enough knobs for now lol

claire said...

angel - you fruit loop - your bedtime stories beat that hans christian fancy pants any day of the week!!!! X can't wait til the next bit - just can't wait to find out who it is?

Tracie said...

Oh my gosh, what an imagination and great reading... So what happens next?
~Tracie (with a c, not an s!)