Monday, 16 June 2008

Flippin Flu.

I have got the blimmin Flu, and I'm sure that Bloomin Myrtle gave it to me, she confessed to me today that she has been sneezing all over Her tappie, so now I'm suffering the worse case of flu ever, no one has ever had such a bad case, they have quarantined my sofa, I have had the world crisis people in they are amazed I'm still lingering on, if you saw me you would call a priest, then the undertakers.
I have heard that poor trickle trish has had it to, though nowhere near as bad as me, obviously.
I have been taking the new drug Paracetamol, I think I am the first one to be on it, I'm trialing it, so thank me if it works, I'm only doing this for the greater good you know, and only under strict medical supervision, apparently the Doctors are waiting with bated breath to see whether I will survive the ordeal.
Lazy lacy has been lazing about all week doing nothing, I have tried talking to her but she just wont listen, she had a man come in and do a bit with a couple of chairs and a table, they were ok, nothing to shout about, but she has told everyone that its all her own work! we can see right through you lacykec's you cant fool us you know.
I must rest now as I am waning, I shall be thinking of you all, and watching for your sympathy cards to start falling on my mat......................gough.........splutter..........gasp..........sneeze, Oh my goodness, now I will have to clean that screen...........................tomorrow.

20 comments:

Elaine said...

Dearest Angel, as I originally had flu, and still have it I might add, it must mean that mine is far worse than yours. You see the germs weaken when pass around, they just aren't concentrated anymore, not like wot I had, and have still got.

In fact, my screen is sparkling because it has been cleaned ever so much.

Even though you want to blame me and steal my germs all at the same time, I still hope you get well soon.

Love and blessings
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

Another Era said...

Hope you're feeling better soon Angel x

angel said...

Thank you Another Era, I wish all my Shabby mates were like you, kind, caring.
Elaine, My Flu is far woserer, Im clinging on by a thread, swoon, cough, snivel, I have a snail trail up my sleeve like the M1.

Lace Threads said...

Huh? What happened? Did you delete my comment? I left a really kind caring lubbing considerate get-better-soon-we-lubs-ya message.
Where's it gone? What did you do to it? Sob.
Hope you're recovering, hun. xxxxxxx

angel said...

Yeah whatever, lastic knick's, I only see one. :-(
I am still waiting for all my Get well cards....splutter........ha ha got ya Lasti.........lol now you got the flu tooooooo......its like Tag isnt it.

Country Bliss said...

But is it as bad as man flu?!
Hope you get better soon, you'll have to put your feet up and play on your pooter.

claire said...

Angel - I will set off on foot at first light in order to come and care for you in your hour of need....xxx
I hope you are blowing with vintage hankies :)

angel said...

Do you see that! Claire is coming to look after me, see she cares ;-) she is setting out at first light to tend to my needs, I didnt see anybody else coming to my aid.
Thanks Claire, could you pick up a few tasties on the way Honey, I like cream cake and chocolate, could also do with some milk and tata's bread,eggs, Chicken, fresh veg, nice fruit and I dont like acidic fruit so only stuff like chocolate flavoured fruit, could you pick up something to go with my whiskey, I have to have a toddy every now and then............ Oh Yeah forgot..........cough cough splutter splutter, snot... ewww

Trish said...

angel darling, I hope you are feeling better sweetiepops, I would hot foot it down to you at first light but am still a little under the weather myself and quite happily spreading my germs around our small town. Take care my lovelyness xxx

Lace Threads said...

Hope you are truly recovered from your tiny little bout. Poor Elaine suffered so badly, didn't she. And Trixie's only just recovering. Poor things. Course, I'd hot foot it over, but I'm cutting all this pink bunting. Can't remember why. Hmmmmm.
Huggles, sweetie, xxxxxxx

Trish said...

oooohhhhhh hun, like the new look xxx

angel said...

S'nice int'it.

Better than lycra pants.

Where is she, she is a bit quiet, I hope she is ok............Huggles.

Lace Threads said...

Me okay. Went into shock after losing my engagement stone. But moving on now. So will start popping up again!
Surely you haven't still got the flue! xxxxxx

angel said...

Lackie, I hope you find it Honey, Huggles.
I am slowly getting better *winks*
Claire was so good, she as a little florrie nightingdawn, Bless her, she made chicken soup and everything!!!!
Bless her.

Lace Threads said...

Aw, I love chicken soup when I'm poorly. Glad you're better hun. Flu knocks you for six. In your case, I'd guess 18!
xxxxxxx

Elaine said...

OOOO you have a nice new look, like it!

Love and blessings
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

angel said...

Elaine, Its just something I slung together in between sneezes. lol

Lace Threads said...

Like it.
There. That's too many words already.
Gotta dash. xxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Lace Threads said...

You lubs her more...
how could you publicly admit to it.
Sniff. S'okay. I can take it. Sob.

angel said...

Ok I love you just as much, Better!
*Fingers crossed behind my back*