shabby angel

Apparently I have been *Tagged* by lacy knickers on Lace threads, [I want that Crunchie Lacy].

I have to answer 6 Questions and give Honest answers. {yeah right, like thats going to happen}

1, what were you doing 10 years ago.

I was living with the Sheik "Ya Bellie" in the remote village of aggoooggoniiioooow, its a small town near Bayswater, we have 64 no 65 children and I remember sitting on the local wateringhole called *roundabouty* its leads to the 16th wonder of the world who's native name is *emtwentyfive* meaning "Many will come and sit for hours at a time" it has many brothers and sisters around this remote village. [one of its sisters is called *emione*also known for its sightseers] YA and I sat with all 66 children and decided that they needed to learn the wisdom of the Ford, so Ya gave his wealth of knowledge to the little ones, ah such fond memories, little shyte24, asked his papa, how can you tell a Capri from a Cosworth Papa, Ya replied fondly "Little shyte24, look at the sticker in the back window my child if it says *Knocked off in Hackney* its a capri, if it says *Knocked off in Harrow* its a Cosworth, my son".
YA has an amazing insite to such things " I tell you it bought tears to my eyes hearing his words of wisdom.

2, 5 things on my "To do list today"

1, Get up.
2, Drink Coffee.
3, Turn on pooter.
4, Eat.
5, Sleep.
6, Send this off into the wibble wibbly webbly just so I can annoy everyone.

3, Snacks I enjoy.

I have a particular perchance for the Glandus antus rectumious, it has a suptle yet distinctive taste, akin to the nosyparcarus gland, yet won't leave that nasty after taste in your mouth.

I also like Chocolates and icecream and M&S Prawn sarnie's oh, and jelly, cake, s'pecially fresh cream cake, flakes, roast potatoes, chips, broccoli, mars bars, cake, rice pudding, cake, I dont go in for snacking as you can see, not much tempt's me.

4, Things I would do if I was a millionaire.

Marry another millionaire, silly question really!

Oh but first I would have a face, bum, leg lift, plus a tummy tuck, breast implants and new hips and knee's.
Then give loads of my new husbands money to Charridee.

5, Places I have lived.

Here, there and everywhere, but mainly here.
I once lived in a town north of Catmandu but they threw me out for drug trafficking.
I had snuck in a pack of 16 paracetamol and got caught, it was my own fault I should have stuck them in a condomonium and swollowed them, but nothing would ever make me do that!!!!!

6, Now what was no six, oh yeah sorry to have to put you through this.
Who am I kidding I cant wait to read your bloggies.