Goad Moaning, i em zee chebby engles distunt relitiff, rite engle.
Chebby says et vill be cokeydocky for moi to poist on er bog zite.
I av nown zee chebs for zee numbre tow loong, shees veery beeutiful she showld be givded ern eward foer beeing so beeutiful.
I av urnoover rellitiff oow wood lick tooo say surmfing, goo a'ed aboot er, is nome is angel grinder.
Et is wit the gweatest presure sat i kum oon ear to zank the Shrubby for leetiung ous use er shite for pooplication........ oooh moost roon.......vury quikly erway, i ear a flurtur oov er wings..............
Oi, you two, git off me blog, tsk tsk, i dunno you leave the room for five min's and all an sundry get on here bismirchin me site................ and me good name.
I thought i would give you the benifit of my many years worth of medical knowledge to tell you about a little known ailment called "inonuffin" or "Wasntme" this is only found in one in a billion angels, yet its found in many a guilty person.
On speaking to my 9 year old Granddaughter, i asked who had put the satsuma down between the cushions of the sofa about a month ago last Friday, now my Granddaughter must suffer from this ailment co's straight away she said "wasntme" when asked if maybe she knew it was she said "inonuffin".
Now take heart, there is a cure its called "tellathetrufforismackeryabum" it is a new concept in medicine and in trials but it seems to be working..........................
No child was hurt in the making of this mockery.
All children were suspended by their toenails during any interview whilst being bound and gaged till their parents came home and released them.
I get out of babysitting forever and ever and ever and ever and ever...........................Yahoo, see it's worth trying something new and getting ahead in the Grandparent game.