Home on the Range

*Sings*Home, home on the range, where the dog and the Tortoise roam..............

Morning all you caught me swanning about on the *Homestead* taking note of all the wonders that surround me, I notice Mr Tortie is doing a mean looking "dead man impersonation" Morning Mr Tortie, He must have the hump as he ignores me, lol

Ah, look that is the Fagusbuttus, bet you don't see many of them round any more, its a rare old sight on this piece of ground.

The Foothills of Essex are stronger now that this piece of timber has been planted, gorgeousness is its name and it will be even lovelier when its finished.

Just a small look into my ever decreasing garden and there would have been more but the Blimmin Post kept getting lost........... so you all get the abridged version and i cant be bothered to do it all again for the millionth time............ I dont have a time machine ya know and if i did i wouldnt be writing this now would i!!!!

Anyhow im off to look at the garden of Essex and to plant a few mor weeds..................

Toodlepipus.....................

Mutter................mutter....................mutter.........silly blimmin thing....................cheesed off now......where is the distructions for this blimmin thingy ................. mutter ..........mutter.......... mutter...................................