Monday, 3 May 2010

Mayday...or should that be SOS..:)



As some will know i reached the ripe old age of 40 this past March and i must say i am beginning to feel me age..




I know i have ages to "do" stuff but i suddenly realised that i seem to be missing out on loads of "life" as the saying goes, it all begins at 40.... so i am gunna start living the wild life, i don't wanna turn 50 and still be a ......erm ......50 year old.....ahem .... person, now do i....




A couple of years ago, when i did the London Marathon, i found that all that running was chafing me thighs, as i didn't use lycra then, i went out this year and bought a strip of it and wrapped it round me left thigh.... bugger me if it didn't chafe like a bear! next year i shall have to buy another patch for the other side..... anyone know if they make Lycra bras!




Also since doing Avatar, i have appeared in another blockbuster called "How to use a Tin opener with only one hand" its rumoured to be an Oscar winner.... I don't like to brag but i know that this time i am gunna get the best actress award. Its about a politician who tries to open a tin with one hand! its classic cutting edge stuff, honest it is....




I also won the other famous country fingy, you know the one for the best vocalist..... it was between me and Winette of course she's good, but, bugger I am so much better, i sang "i'll take the duvet from the bedroom" and had them in tears... Oh and Dolly came up after the ceremony and asked me for my autograph.... i said i would send her one when i redo her next album...




And Wrapper MCMchammer asked me to write him another hit song, but i dont have time. Did you know i have to write the next National Anthem, prince Philip wants something with "Rule Britainia rules the suburbs" and Maj wants "Run down the road with ya kecks in the air, like ya just dont care" I much prefer Her Maj's version, dont you.




Just off to take Tyson to the rink, i'm only doing 10 rounds with him cos me lumbago is playing up tonight...




Can ya tell i'm bored...... i also wants to know if anyone even looks at this blog anymore...LOL

17 comments:

dancingonabladeofgrass said...

I do! But yer don't look at mine! Sniff.

Lalabibaby said...

You are a daft bat .... course we still lookie x

angel said...

Awww fanx girlies.
You know you two are my favourites dont ya....:D

Serenata said...

Definitely still look at your blog and look forward to hearing all about your extraexcitingcurriculaactivities! ;-)

Lace hearts said...

Look at your blog! Humph. You never update the bliddy thing, and you visit everyone and anyone's blog but mine - I know you do, cos you leave comments. And actually why am I even bovvering to leave a comment, when it's all lies and dribble. Or drivel. And lala's right, you are a daft bat, or make that a dafter bat than a bat. And I'm never speaking to you again, cos you've made it clear who your faves are. Humph.
Stomp stomp stomp.
Did you know I'm pooorly?! Very very poorly. I'm orf back to bed.
Cough all over you as I go. Atchoo!

Lace hearts said...

ps. And what's all this about being 40 last year? Huh? Thought it was nearer 50?
*smirk*

angel said...

Ello lastic, well, you do know your really my favourite! just dont tell the others now will ya.

I was wondering when anyone would point out the obvious! ..lolol

Sorry your icky.:( Mwahs XXXXXXX [using antibac to wipe down me poot now]... *ewww* <3

Elaine said...

When you do the next matheron, just use some gaffer tape up top, that'll sort you out for months.

Btw, I never read you bloggie, someone else is posting this, pretending to be me.
I'm going to put ex-lax in the tea though, that'll sort 'em !!!!

Love and blessings
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

evers............. so true, so true *MWAH*

Caroline said...

You go girl!!

maypole said...

You are a LAZY BLOGGER .

Maybe it's because you get up to all those other things you don't find time!!!

heather said...

lolololololololol

Angel you have such a way with words... and all those things you ave done, and that was before dinner..

Love you loads and loads and loads....xxxxxxxxxxxx

heather said...

p.s i'm with BM on this one

'gaffa tape' is the business strap um up and away to go

mitmot said...

corse we still come and check up on you honey xx

Shabby Chick said...

Haha you're just as funny on here as you are on facebook, glad to have tracked you down at last ;)

Mel xxx

Elaine said...

See, I'm checking again now !!!

Love & blessings

xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

cactica............. that sounds posh duntit

Elaine said...

I'm here for another look, and I'll keep looking til I find something to look at !!!!!!!!!!

Love and blessings
xxxxxxxxxxx

Backly, sort of suits, doesn't it !!!

sitting oh so pretty said...

Just popped by to say hello!!! Lucky you to be only forty!! I am 46 this year although I am pretending to be 36, tehe!! Look forward to reading your posts!! Karenxxxxx