Fleabay listings of Royal T.

I am now an official Fleabayer i dunded me first ebay sale last night and OK it was a spoof sale but i have at least got a feedbacky fingy.
It has never made sense to me before and i aint saying it makes sense now but i am gunna give it a go............. got nuffin to lose and could make a million by next Friday.

I have a date with me loft and the camera, i shall use all me skill as a fotograficur to make me stuff look the gnats dangly bits. Did yous know i was the *Official* Queens Fotografer, until i did a reverse shot of her coming out of the royal frone with a trail of loo roll that extended down from her Highness's knickers, i nearly lost me knighthood for that one..... sheesh, no-one said i couldn't take candid shots?
Phil said she was not amused, don't know about her, "You Tube" love it and were highly amused............... bugger...... I'm rambling again........ tsk tsk.
I need to earn enough money to buy a pint of milk for me babies so i must get back to loading on me family hairlooms.

Ta ta for now.

.............. now where did i put that Royal tiara that nicked .....erm..........purloined.....erm...... borrowed of her Maj...........