Fleabay listings of Royal T.

I am now an official Fleabayer i dunded me first ebay sale last night and OK it was a spoof sale but i have at least got a feedbacky fingy.
It has never made sense to me before and i aint saying it makes sense now but i am gunna give it a go............. got nuffin to lose and could make a million by next Friday.

I have a date with me loft and the camera, i shall use all me skill as a fotograficur to make me stuff look the gnats dangly bits. Did yous know i was the *Official* Queens Fotografer, until i did a reverse shot of her coming out of the royal frone with a trail of loo roll that extended down from her Highness's knickers, i nearly lost me knighthood for that one..... sheesh, no-one said i couldn't take candid shots?
Phil said she was not amused, don't know about her, "You Tube" love it and were highly amused............... bugger...... I'm rambling again........ tsk tsk.
I need to earn enough money to buy a pint of milk for me babies so i must get back to loading on me family hairlooms.

Ta ta for now.

.............. now where did i put that Royal tiara that nicked .....erm..........purloined.....erm...... borrowed of her Maj...........

Hello all *smillie*
Hope i find you all well.
Been hard at work doing nuffin after the last 18 months of wedding wedding wedding. Dan and Beany have gone off on a three week honeymoon! i know! whats that all about! two nights in Brighton for me and the OH.
And whats with all the upgrading, they got to the airport and decided they didn't want to spend 8hrs sitting with there legs up past their ear holes so upgraded, i get the call......... Mum....... i love you and we miss you but could you put some MORE money in my account because ......... Blah Blah Blah..... i had stopped listening by this point, all i heard was *Money* and *You*....... sheesh. ;-)
So off they pop, first class to the USA, to meet Micky, Cinders and all the wonderous Disney characters, c'ept they didn't, they went everywhere else but Disney! they have seen loads of stuff and they have swum with the Dolphins and played with the Squids kept there fingers intact with the sharks and filled up with grease and carbs..............
Then last Monday they headed off for two weeks in Swine flu country, Mexico! ......... to say i was nervous is an understatement, i know there is only a gazzion of a chance they come into contact with *It* i will still fret......... anyhow, after an arduous journey out of America they finally arrived at the hotel, yes you guessed it......
*Mum* .............. *Money* .........*upgrade* but thankfully the hotel did not have any other rooms...........Phew ................. they say the room they have is gorgeous and are very happy with it.
They have another week to go......... and before they ask.....................

I love you both........................ but............................... NO!