Oh, i can relate to this!..

I couldnt find a picture of a one toothed woman.... lol.... he will do, you get me drift.

I wanna scream now and this is the bestest place to do it........ *scream* ......... yep.. i feel better for that.

Dunno if any of yous have ever had a toof ache? and if you have, its never been as bad as this.

I have searched the house for a pair of pliers, do you think i can find any! bugger, for a bloke who has enough tools to build a gazzilion sheds i cant find a simple pair of toof pullin pliers!

I found a screwdriver a hammer [i have put that somewhere handy] and a all singing all dancing up to the minute laser fingy but no Pliers.

So here i sit a short piece of string hanging off the collar of a very reluctant West highland white terrier........ Ok after three.......... One............ Two.............. ang on...... im not ready.........

Three.......

Ooops .......... BUGGER......wrong toof...... *gulp*

Happy New Year all. :-)

As some of my older readers may know, i am the person who is responsible for helping Santa get all the pressies ready and out in time for Christmas.
This year was a trial, we had a Elf go down with Elfluencia and after that they were all dropping like flies.
I was left to run the conveyor belt and the gift wrapping service all by me self!

Anyhow, because of my selflessness, all the gifts to the children of the world were delivered.

Talking of gifts, i gotted a rather nice Palace for me Christmas pressie, it was off Sheik-Yabelly, he wanted me to have a whole continent, but being the modest person i am....[yes i am Bexibabe.....! .. flippin cheek] i refused, saying "I know i am vury vury special to ya, Ya, but i couldn't possibly specially after the problems i had with the FBI over the Statue of liberty last year.......[how was i to know i wasn't allowed to move it!!!!......sheesh]..... Anyhow, the Palace is called *Buckingham shire Palace* i think? though as i was reading Cath Kidson, *Return of the Gingham apron* at the time and never heard exactly what he was saying... Men can be so boring sometimes cant they.

I hope you all had a wonderful Christmas and Pray that 2010 will be a blessed one for you.

Thirty years Married!

Thirty years Married!

Well this is how we looked all those years ago.

This is the old fella now... he is a bit of a brute isnt he!
I dont seem to have lost any of my looks though!

Aint i still gorgeous. :-)

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Giveaway.

I see your all into giveaways, and i ain't one for not jumping on the bandwagon.

But..... i ain't giving anyone anyfing........so move along nuffin to see here.....go on scat........ shoo.......begger orf.

OK, i have this ickle award to give some of you, its one i stole ages ago from someone, who is probably still looking for it, so don't tell anyone whom you got it from, cos if you do, i will end up going to prison! and you don't want that on your conscience now do ya, so keep shtum.

Right, those who are eligible for this award are.

Kitten from *Bikerpaws and chooks feet*.

Lastic from *Plastic Heart and hairy legs*.

Bloomin from *Who dares Trims*

Laj from *repainting my memoirs*

Beaches from *Balancing on a Glade of Brass*

Sharie from *View from our backyard*

Mitty from *So Hot Mitmot* [yes that's the pawn site].

There are so many blogs that bring me joy [and some that don't] but yours do........sometimes, well, most of the time, mostly........ Ha Ha.

Fleabay listings of Royal T.

I am now an official Fleabayer i dunded me first ebay sale last night and OK it was a spoof sale but i have at least got a feedbacky fingy.
It has never made sense to me before and i aint saying it makes sense now but i am gunna give it a go............. got nuffin to lose and could make a million by next Friday.

I have a date with me loft and the camera, i shall use all me skill as a fotograficur to make me stuff look the gnats dangly bits. Did yous know i was the *Official* Queens Fotografer, until i did a reverse shot of her coming out of the royal frone with a trail of loo roll that extended down from her Highness's knickers, i nearly lost me knighthood for that one..... sheesh, no-one said i couldn't take candid shots?
Phil said she was not amused, don't know about her, "You Tube" love it and were highly amused............... bugger...... I'm rambling again........ tsk tsk.
I need to earn enough money to buy a pint of milk for me babies so i must get back to loading on me family hairlooms.

Ta ta for now.

.............. now where did i put that Royal tiara that nicked .....erm..........purloined.....erm...... borrowed of her Maj...........

Hello all *smillie*
Hope i find you all well.
Been hard at work doing nuffin after the last 18 months of wedding wedding wedding. Dan and Beany have gone off on a three week honeymoon! i know! whats that all about! two nights in Brighton for me and the OH.
And whats with all the upgrading, they got to the airport and decided they didn't want to spend 8hrs sitting with there legs up past their ear holes so upgraded, i get the call......... Mum....... i love you and we miss you but could you put some MORE money in my account because ......... Blah Blah Blah..... i had stopped listening by this point, all i heard was *Money* and *You*....... sheesh. ;-)
So off they pop, first class to the USA, to meet Micky, Cinders and all the wonderous Disney characters, c'ept they didn't, they went everywhere else but Disney! they have seen loads of stuff and they have swum with the Dolphins and played with the Squids kept there fingers intact with the sharks and filled up with grease and carbs..............
Then last Monday they headed off for two weeks in Swine flu country, Mexico! ......... to say i was nervous is an understatement, i know there is only a gazzion of a chance they come into contact with *It* i will still fret......... anyhow, after an arduous journey out of America they finally arrived at the hotel, yes you guessed it......
*Mum* .............. *Money* .........*upgrade* but thankfully the hotel did not have any other rooms...........Phew ................. they say the room they have is gorgeous and are very happy with it.
They have another week to go......... and before they ask.....................

I love you both........................ but............................... NO!