DNA test on the cards methinks!

I just realised that my sister Jean looks more like my daughter than i do!

Hummmmmm

I think i shall have to do a DNA test!

More Pugpuppix.

Santa's ickle helper.

 Bliddy snow!

&

Whats a girl gotta do to get noticed!

Happy New Year.

Pugbug.

Here she is {she's the one on the left} thats her brother Ralfie.

Her name is Ruby, but her stage name is "shabby angel" she weighed 600g when we got her, she now [today] weighs 800g {may have to put her on a diet} she is 5inches high and 6inches long.

She eats, poo's sleeps and eats some more.

This is two of the un-furred grands holding her [we don't photograph the furred one anymore].

I dunno about yous lot but i think everyone should own a Pugbug.

Pugbaby

Ickle "shabby angel" she is so sweet.

My new babygirl is a ickle Pug baby teacup fingy watsit.

I shall be picking her up on the 30th of October 2010.

I lubs her..... don't you. :)

I love you this much.

Yes

You!

I 

Give

This

Much

Coveted

Award

To

My

Bestest

Bloggeroony

Peeps

So

Do

What

I 

Did

And

Nick

It

For

Yourself.

Ps...... just dont tell anyone where ya gotted it..... cos there is a reward out for the nickerer.... thats me btw.

Ex Bats flats.

Picture the scene.

No its not the OH building another shed its gunna be me chook house! well actually its more like a block of flats.

s'nice in'tit.

Well i know you cant actually see much but when its finished its gunna be a 5* Chook abode.

As many of you will already know, i single handedly, on my own, by meself, alone, saved a gazzilion chickens from the chicken coop in the sky, i had some helpers  of course, but if a jobs worth doing etc.... *giggle*

i am the proud mummy to 5 rescued chickens, they are currently lodging at my nieces house in a secret location in Cambridge.

Its secret because as you all know i am a very private person and don't want every Tom Dick or Harry looking to steal then ransom me chooks.

Anyhow they are called.

Mittyrosebudkecs

Myrtle

Maypole

Hetty

Lajoni

and Julian.

Well no not really Julian but i added that for comic effect.

Aint they perfect!

Yeah, i thought you would agree with me.

I expect there to be a rush of comments on their gorgeousness but please, remember i am but one humble woman.

Mayday...or should that be SOS..:)

As some will know i reached the ripe old age of 40 this past March and i must say i am beginning to feel me age..




I know i have ages to "do" stuff but i suddenly realised that i seem to be missing out on loads of "life" as the saying goes, it all begins at 40.... so i am gunna start living the wild life, i don't wanna turn 50 and still be a ......erm ......50 year old.....ahem .... person, now do i....




A couple of years ago, when i did the London Marathon, i found that all that running was chafing me thighs, as i didn't use lycra then, i went out this year and bought a strip of it and wrapped it round me left thigh.... bugger me if it didn't chafe like a bear! next year i shall have to buy another patch for the other side..... anyone know if they make Lycra bras!




Also since doing Avatar, i have appeared in another blockbuster called "How to use a Tin opener with only one hand" its rumoured to be an Oscar winner.... I don't like to brag but i know that this time i am gunna get the best actress award. Its about a politician who tries to open a tin with one hand! its classic cutting edge stuff, honest it is....




I also won the other famous country fingy, you know the one for the best vocalist..... it was between me and Winette of course she's good, but, bugger I am so much better, i sang "i'll take the duvet from the bedroom" and had them in tears... Oh and Dolly came up after the ceremony and asked me for my autograph.... i said i would send her one when i redo her next album...




And Wrapper MCMchammer asked me to write him another hit song, but i dont have time. Did you know i have to write the next National Anthem, prince Philip wants something with "Rule Britainia rules the suburbs" and Maj wants "Run down the road with ya kecks in the air, like ya just dont care" I much prefer Her Maj's version, dont you.




Just off to take Tyson to the rink, i'm only doing 10 rounds with him cos me lumbago is playing up tonight...




Can ya tell i'm bored...... i also wants to know if anyone even looks at this blog anymore...LOL

Alleluja...... found me camera...whoopwhoo.

I have once again found the lost camera!

did that make sense?

Anyhow i did and i have got some corking photos to show ya.

This picture is at a Bloomin Myrtals Christmas fair....

It was packed with lovelyness, if she hadnt have stopped me, i would have bought the whole lot! honest i would, stunning stuff.

Everyone should own a BM Original.

Look at that bit of gorgeousness on the manaquin, i made that... and all the yummy bunting, i made that too.

I made these too and those...

Look at the sleepy angels.... i made them.. and the reigdeer........ i made them and the gingerbread houses.

I was blown away by the quality of BMs makes, she is a talented lady, if you ever get a chance BUY one of her makes, they are DELISHOUS.

This is our Church Bazaar

This is me (in the blue cardie) rummaging, the lady beside me is Flo, she is a nice old dear, we go to Bognor twice a year...... me in June...... Flo in November.

Britney (shes the one stuffin her face at the back) is relaxing after her shift at the Sugar hut...( you have to live here to understand that)

They sell stuff for Romanian orphans, they have to raise £3000 a month! bugger! they always manage it.. Bless em.

I knitted all these over a weekend.

Rag dolls....hummmm not keen... i didnt make these.

This is the Raffle and the Grace table..

I had a wonderful Weekend with BM and her family [my goodness has she got a mossive family!) they are the kindess people i have met, i was made to feel at home within minutes of getting my feet under her table.

Thank you Mrs BM Mr BM and Miss BM.

Oh, i can relate to this!..

I couldnt find a picture of a one toothed woman.... lol.... he will do, you get me drift.

I wanna scream now and this is the bestest place to do it........ *scream* ......... yep.. i feel better for that.

Dunno if any of yous have ever had a toof ache? and if you have, its never been as bad as this.

I have searched the house for a pair of pliers, do you think i can find any! bugger, for a bloke who has enough tools to build a gazzilion sheds i cant find a simple pair of toof pullin pliers!

I found a screwdriver a hammer [i have put that somewhere handy] and a all singing all dancing up to the minute laser fingy but no Pliers.

So here i sit a short piece of string hanging off the collar of a very reluctant West highland white terrier........ Ok after three.......... One............ Two.............. ang on...... im not ready.........

Three.......

Ooops .......... BUGGER......wrong toof...... *gulp*

Happy New Year all. :-)

As some of my older readers may know, i am the person who is responsible for helping Santa get all the pressies ready and out in time for Christmas.
This year was a trial, we had a Elf go down with Elfluencia and after that they were all dropping like flies.
I was left to run the conveyor belt and the gift wrapping service all by me self!

Anyhow, because of my selflessness, all the gifts to the children of the world were delivered.

Talking of gifts, i gotted a rather nice Palace for me Christmas pressie, it was off Sheik-Yabelly, he wanted me to have a whole continent, but being the modest person i am....[yes i am Bexibabe.....! .. flippin cheek] i refused, saying "I know i am vury vury special to ya, Ya, but i couldn't possibly specially after the problems i had with the FBI over the Statue of liberty last year.......[how was i to know i wasn't allowed to move it!!!!......sheesh]..... Anyhow, the Palace is called *Buckingham shire Palace* i think? though as i was reading Cath Kidson, *Return of the Gingham apron* at the time and never heard exactly what he was saying... Men can be so boring sometimes cant they.

I hope you all had a wonderful Christmas and Pray that 2010 will be a blessed one for you.

Thirty years Married!

Thirty years Married!

Well this is how we looked all those years ago.

This is the old fella now... he is a bit of a brute isnt he!
I dont seem to have lost any of my looks though!

Aint i still gorgeous. :-)

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Giveaway.

I see your all into giveaways, and i ain't one for not jumping on the bandwagon.

But..... i ain't giving anyone anyfing........so move along nuffin to see here.....go on scat........ shoo.......begger orf.

OK, i have this ickle award to give some of you, its one i stole ages ago from someone, who is probably still looking for it, so don't tell anyone whom you got it from, cos if you do, i will end up going to prison! and you don't want that on your conscience now do ya, so keep shtum.

Right, those who are eligible for this award are.

Kitten from *Bikerpaws and chooks feet*.

Lastic from *Plastic Heart and hairy legs*.

Bloomin from *Who dares Trims*

Laj from *repainting my memoirs*

Beaches from *Balancing on a Glade of Brass*

Sharie from *View from our backyard*

Mitty from *So Hot Mitmot* [yes that's the pawn site].

There are so many blogs that bring me joy [and some that don't] but yours do........sometimes, well, most of the time, mostly........ Ha Ha.

Fleabay listings of Royal T.

I am now an official Fleabayer i dunded me first ebay sale last night and OK it was a spoof sale but i have at least got a feedbacky fingy.
It has never made sense to me before and i aint saying it makes sense now but i am gunna give it a go............. got nuffin to lose and could make a million by next Friday.

I have a date with me loft and the camera, i shall use all me skill as a fotograficur to make me stuff look the gnats dangly bits. Did yous know i was the *Official* Queens Fotografer, until i did a reverse shot of her coming out of the royal frone with a trail of loo roll that extended down from her Highness's knickers, i nearly lost me knighthood for that one..... sheesh, no-one said i couldn't take candid shots?
Phil said she was not amused, don't know about her, "You Tube" love it and were highly amused............... bugger...... I'm rambling again........ tsk tsk.
I need to earn enough money to buy a pint of milk for me babies so i must get back to loading on me family hairlooms.

Ta ta for now.

.............. now where did i put that Royal tiara that nicked .....erm..........purloined.....erm...... borrowed of her Maj...........

Hello all *smillie*
Hope i find you all well.
Been hard at work doing nuffin after the last 18 months of wedding wedding wedding. Dan and Beany have gone off on a three week honeymoon! i know! whats that all about! two nights in Brighton for me and the OH.
And whats with all the upgrading, they got to the airport and decided they didn't want to spend 8hrs sitting with there legs up past their ear holes so upgraded, i get the call......... Mum....... i love you and we miss you but could you put some MORE money in my account because ......... Blah Blah Blah..... i had stopped listening by this point, all i heard was *Money* and *You*....... sheesh. ;-)
So off they pop, first class to the USA, to meet Micky, Cinders and all the wonderous Disney characters, c'ept they didn't, they went everywhere else but Disney! they have seen loads of stuff and they have swum with the Dolphins and played with the Squids kept there fingers intact with the sharks and filled up with grease and carbs..............
Then last Monday they headed off for two weeks in Swine flu country, Mexico! ......... to say i was nervous is an understatement, i know there is only a gazzion of a chance they come into contact with *It* i will still fret......... anyhow, after an arduous journey out of America they finally arrived at the hotel, yes you guessed it......
*Mum* .............. *Money* .........*upgrade* but thankfully the hotel did not have any other rooms...........Phew ................. they say the room they have is gorgeous and are very happy with it.
They have another week to go......... and before they ask.....................

I love you both........................ but............................... NO!

I so deserve these.

Now i aint one to boast but look what i gotted........... and both from this lovely lady http://sewhotmitmot.blogspot.com/ or as we like to call her *Mitty* i have bought from this woman and believe me she is goooooood and because she finks i am gooooood too she has giveded me these, cos she loves me and i loves her too.

In order for you to get these you must first......

Swear allegiance to me.
Then state the obvious "angel is the best blogger in bloggerdom"
Put all your crafts into my trust fund.
Advertise the fact that angel rocks [cos i do when i am trying to get orf the sofa].
Go and visit Mitty and tell her angel loves her vury much.
Then you can nick the trophy, cos i know ya wanna.

FanxQ Mitty.
I wub you.

Mr & Mrs

Mr & Mrs

Today i cried when you said "I do"

With pride in my eyes i whispered "Love You"

To have and to hold for ever and ever

Your two hearts now beat as one, together.

So much love in one small space

Showed and glowed from your face.

Be happy together all your days

With God to guide you in all you ways.

Be blessed and loved

Mummy.

Tease

*Tease*

Dont ya just love them shoes.

Button Hunt...... let the games begin...

The Button hunt is on.

Well i have been on the search for what seems like months, for a button, Lastic kec's over on *Lace Hearts* is making something, probably something really horrible, but i have tried my hardest to find something suitable, well as you can see i don't have any buttons.

So i really don't know what to do!

I have looked everywhere........... nuffin!

I looked in every nook and cranny......... nuffin!

Eventually i found the only buttons that seem to be in our house.

Perfick.

Don't fank me yet Lastic, co's i am still deliberating which ONE to send you.

Whayafink. :-)

Aint i spoilt rotten......

Bloomin Myrtle sent me this Delicious bag, i love it :-)

As i am a numpty, i have put the pictures round the wrong way. tsk tsk....

The first picture is inside out as i wanted to show you the details, it has a gazzilion pockets a little fingy to put my keys on, did i say "I LOVE IT"

Anyhow, it fits like a glove.

I have bad shoulders and neck and cant lift my arms to high [violin playing in background] so always have problems buying/using bags.

Well our lovely BM came to the rescue with this little number.

Thank you so much Elaine, I love you so much. <3

See how pretty it is, the right way round.

BM's attention to detail is second to none, she makes everything perfectly.

When i grow up i wanna be Elaine.

Earlier in the week i was admiring Sharie's http://viewtothehill.blogspot.com/ blog and happened upon these lovelies, so i begged, pleaded and sold my grandmother for a fiver so as sharie would give it to me..... and bless her heart she did! how kind is she! [actually Sharie offered them to me! i didn't have to ask, isn't blog land the best place ever.]

I ALSO LOVE YOU SHARIE......

Go look at her blog she is such a great blogger.
[Don't look at the chipped nail polish, i have to go buy some remover stuff]

I wanted to show you the detail, ickle beads, so sweet.

10 meters of these lovelies as well, ain't i spoiled....

I have to pin these round the candles on Danielles wedding Candelabras [all 24 of them, *swoon*] they are gunna look scrummy, of course i shall do pictures when they are finished.



Thank you Both so much, i love you both so much.

Pucker up, I'm coming in for a snog
MWAH
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